random thoughts

Random Thoughts.

1. Eat bacon-wrapped sausage.

2. If someone says "you're one in a million," that means that on earth there are over 6 thousand exact copies of you.

3. Diet Canada Dry tastes more like the regular Canada Dry than any other soda pop and it's dietary cousin.

4. The internet is a fad that will be over within five years.

5. I once spilled spot-remover on my dog. Now he's gone.